I'm an expert.
If there's ever a need to produce extraordinary amount of uncontainable poop, I'm the man to call.
Man for the job.
I shall not disappoint, won't let you down.
I challenge anybody to try and contain my product. It will scale mountains, cross rivers, conquer desserts.
It can't be done. My poop will roam free, as it was intended.
No diaper, article of clothing or furniture should dare to stand in its way.
Just try ... and weep. I'll smile with my toothless, angelic grin.
Resistance is futile.
Angel from poop heaven.
